GeminiChelsea

bennyslegs:

when your friends are talking about stuff you don’t understand but you still want to be part of the conversation

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apatianuncamas:

why he lick me

apatianuncamas:

why he lick me

who invented "calm your tits" why does anybody need to calm their tits? I mean there is no need for it.
Anonymous
to every bug i have ever killed i am sorry :/

durbikins:

…sorry that your bitch asses came into my house uninvited

man: when you dress like that it's like putting a steak in front of a dog. what do you expect?
woman: *proves that even dogs have discipline*
man: wHat!!!!!11!!!?????? WHY ??????????????????????????????????? ARE YOU SERIOUSLY!!!!!!!!!!!!! COMPARING US FREE-THINKING MALE CITIZENS TO DOGS????????????????????/ FEMINISM IS MISANDRY!!!!!1!!!!!111!! WHERE DID OUR MEN'S RIGHTS GO

meowgon:

kinginthewest:

it’s just like, why are there cat emojis for loads of emotions as well as normal humans emojis

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like, when do i need to express these emotions… but as a cat

they’re not for you… they’re for ME

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